A song made for Slingshot

this was emailed to me, ill keep the author anon unless told otherwise

CRAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG

G IN THE TUBES, THIS BUFFER IS NOT REAL!!!!!
layer3 is how I fall
confusing what is real

there's something inside of the tubes that pulls me beneath the threshold
consuming/confusing
this lack of speed I fear is never ending
controlling/I can't seem

to find my speed again
my tubes are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much prioritisation to take)
I've felt this way before
on big-time

CRAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG IN THE TUBES, THIS BUFFER IS NOT REAL!!!!!
layer3 is how I fall
confusing what is real

oversii, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
caching/reacting
against my will I stand beside my own reflection
it's haunting how I can't seem...

to find my speed again
my tubes are closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just too much prioritisation to take)
I've felt this way before
on big-time

CRAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG IN THE TUBES, THIS BUFFER IS NOT REAL!!!!!
layer3 is how I fall
confusing what is real

CRAWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGG IN THE TUBES, THIS BUFFER IS NOT REAL!!!!!
layer3 is how I fall
confusing what is real

there's something inside of the tubes that pulls me beneath the threshold
consuming/confusing what is real
this lack of speed I fear is never ending
controlling/confusing this buffer is not real.

Letter time #1

Today we have received a letter from Scott Page who is 12 and lives in Auckland, New Zealand.
Scott writes:

Good morning

From looking at your website, I can see you are clearly disgruntled with Slingshot.
Is there something I can help you with?

Scott Page
Slingshot General Manager

This message and any attachments contain privileged and confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient of
 this message, you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution or reproduction of this message is prohibited.
 If you have received this message in error please notify the sender immediately via email and then destroy this message
and any attachments.

Thanks for you email Scott! We love all the emails we get and try to respond to as many as possible.

Good Evening Scott. Mr Scott - Scotty if i may.
While this blog is mine, I do not feel that it belongs to me. It's a voice of the people, kinda like Martin Luther King, except I'm not black and I don't really like black people.

(While that may seem racist, I know at least one black person. They thought it was funny)

Slingshot is the worst clusterfuck of poor management and judgment i have seen since they decided it would be a good idea to let the Black Eyed Peas perform at the Superbowl. I doubt this is something you can change.

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So if anyone is reading this and not the intended recipient of that email please uninstall the game.